These three jokes can seem both silly and clever at the same time. I sincerely hope my retelling of these stories brightens your mood and helps you show your best selves to everyone you meet.
3 JOKES WITH SURPRISING TWISTS[hide]
1. Belief, Truth, and Fact
An elderly couple visited their doctor for a routine checkup. The doctor was always quite friendly with them. In fact, he used to address them as "uncle" and "aunt". When it was their turn to meet him, the old man went inside the doctor's chamber first while his wife stayed in the waiting room. The following conversation ensuedensue: to happen after something else between them. Doctor: How nice to see you! Have you been taking your medsa medicine or a set of medicines that someone takes regularly, uncle? The Old Man: Oh, yes! I thank the benevolent Lord for looking after me. Doctor: You look absolutely fine to me. How are you feeling? I mean… Do you sleep well? Do you still wake up in the middle of the night? The Old Man: I am feeling fine. But yes… I do get up once or twice every night. But the Lord has been so nice to me. Every night when I get up to go to the bathroom, He turns the light on. And when I’m finished, He turns it off.” Obviously the doctor didn't know what to make of these kinds of responses. Anyhow, he gave his elderly patient a repeat prescription and asked him to wait outside. The moment the old lady entered the chamber the doctor told her everything her husband had told him. "Is he really that religious?" the doctor asked. "Who is turning the lights on and off? What's the meaning of all this?" The old lady looked thoughtful as she said, "It means I guessed right. For the last few nights, he has been confusing the refrigerator with the toilet."
2. Norm Macdonald's The Moth Joke
FOR THIS JOKE, I AM SIMPLY GOING TO QUOTE THE LEGENDARY COMEDIAN, NORM MACDONALD WORD FOR WORD BECAUSE I DON'T THINK I CAN RETELL IT IN A BETTER MANNER. A moth goes into a podiatristA health care practitioner who specializes in the diagnosis and treatment of foot ailments’s office, and the podiatrist says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?” The moth says, “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know. I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the… in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all… Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good.And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?” And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on."
3. Made for Each Other
Charles and Elizabeth have been friends since their school days. Charles has been a widower a man whose wife has died and who has not married again for some time now and Elizabeth has recently lost her husband. Much as he might wish to believe otherwise, the entire school knew Charles was in love with Lizzy (as her friends call her) back in the day. Now, at their sixtieth high school reunion, his friends helped him summon the courage to propose to her. “Lizzy, I know this is rather sudden, and I don't want to rush you into giving me a response right awayimmediately, but… will you… will you marry me?" said Charles with some trepidationfear or worry about what is going to happen. “Charlie, I would love to,” she replied. Understandably, his happiness knew no bounds that evening and he returned home in high spirits. However, the next morning, although he remembered the proposal, he couldn’t recall Elizabeth’s response. "Had she actually said yes?" He thought so, but he wasn’t sure. "Did she want some time to think about it? Or had she turned him down?" "Well, I can easily find it out. I just have to call her up." he thought. So he picked up the phone with fear and anxiety and dialled her number. When she received the call, he began by apologizing for forgetting her response. "By the way, last night, when I asked you to marry me, what did you say?” "Charles, I said yes, and I meant it with all my heartvery much.” “You have absolutely no idea about how happy I’m right now! I feel so relieved!” Charles was elated by her response, to say the least. “I am immensely relieved that it was you," said Elizabeth, “because I remember the proposal, and I remember saying yes. But , I just couldn’t recall who had asked me.”
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